Thursday, June 11, 2009

Safeway lines are BARTER HEAVEN

Last night, around 1:30 am, Safeway was bustling with activity (and beautiful gay couples but that is beside the point).  There were only 3 checkers to manage all of the demand; the lines were a doozy.  And then I decided to make my 2nd barter of the day. And then my 34d. 4th. and 5th.  You should be proud of me.

1st barter of the day was a bit earlier at a Frozen Yogurt place on Market.  I bartered a BIC pen (only half as cool as Tessa's).

2nd barter. Safeway.  The couple behind me in line.  An orange caravener.  I thought it was quite the barter.

3rd barter. A small black Bic lighter (which could be invaluable on a night when people are out and about).

4th barter. A larger, baby blue Bic lighter with more fuel. 

5th barter. A large ORANGE Bic lighter (way cooler than the baby blue one, he assured me)

6th and my final barter for the night. A 7/8 full bottle of antibacterial hand sanitizer.  

My friend commented that I now need to start prodding people to take me to the next level of bartering.  Either way, I think the house is on the way.

3 comments:

  1. Question: Did you tell people you were in a competition or not?

    Either way, very impressive.

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  2. Yeah, I did (I thought that was fair game).

    Also, I think I am going to start lying and say (to every person that I barter with) that the competition ends in 2 days (just so they feel obliged to give me bigger and better stuff). That being said, I am not sure if I should share the secrets of my bartering skillz....oh well, I really like you all.

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  3. Okay. Now that we can say it is a competition the bartering is on a whole different level. Watch out.

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